Ryan Gosling is Your Favorite Superhero

Ryan Gosling as Lex Luthor

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:07:10 -0400

“Hey girl, I know I’m Lex Luthor, but I really respect that you don’t have any preconceived anger about that.”

Ryan Gosling as Reed Richards

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:27:49 -0400

“Hey girl, they might call me Mr. Fantastic, but all I want to do is stretch my arms around you.”

Ryan Gosling as Thor

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:25:21 -0400

“Hey girl, I’m just a god, with a hammer, and a heart.”

Ryan Gosling as Superman

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:17:01 -0400

“Hey girl, when I’m around you, Kryptonite is my second-biggest weakness.”

(Also: Ryan Gosling in Clark Kent glasses, amirite?)

Ryan Gosling as Green Lantern

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:14:32 -0400

So maybe the version with the other Ryan wasn’t the best…we’d be ok with a reboot right away.

“Hey girl, I’m yours in brightest day and blackest night.”

Ryan Gosling as Spider-Man

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:09:08 -0400

“Hey girl, I know we’ve already rebooted this franchise pretty recently, but my Spidey-sense told me I had to meet you.”

Tobey, who? Andrew, what? We’d take another reboot of the Spider-Man franchise if Mr. Gosling were on board.

Ryan Gosling as The Flash

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:06:40 -0400

“Hey girl, I’m the fastest man alive, but I think we should take this relationship at a pace you’re comfortable with.”

Gosling as Barry Allen? That’s a pretty speedy way into our hearts.

Ryan Gosling as The Incredible Hulk

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:04:35 -0400

Hulk might not be the best at communication, and maybe he has some anger issues, but Bruce Banner is a sweetie, and those big green arms would be great for cuddling.

“Hey girl, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, but I think you’re beautiful when you are.”

Ryan Gosling as Aquaman

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:59:30 -0400

“Hey girl, I can talk to dolphins. That squeaking sound is them saying, ‘you’re beautiful.’”

To be fair, the Aquaman that Geoff Johns is writing right now is slightly less of an “I talk to dolphins” Aquaman, and more of a real superhero. Maybe we’ll have to reboot this one.

Ryan Gosling as Batman

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:55:26 -0400

“Hey girl, I’M BATMAN.”

(or for fans of the Miller run, “Hey girl, I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.”)

Ryan Gosling as Daredevil

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:52:07 -0400

Forget the Ben Affleck version. Ryan Gosling would make a delightfully sensitive Matt Murdock.

“Hey girl, I might be blind, but I can see that you’re worth fighting for.”

I want Ryan Gosling to star in a superhero movie, so someone can write the line, “Hey girl,...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:48:50 -0400

I want Ryan Gosling to star in a superhero movie, so someone can write the line, “Hey girl, I’m not a hero, I’m just doing what’s right.”